To the kid who was crying his eyes out on Tollington Park after Manchester United were beaten 1 - 6 by Manchester City.
I have a few things to say to you.
1. You were about 18, tears and snot are not a good look.
2. You sound like you come from London, so why support Man U?
3. And this is most important.
YOU FUCKING LOST lol I have not laughed as much in years, and seeing your tear stained snotty face put a bigger smile on my face than I thought it was possible to have. So thanks for making my day even better.
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4. It's just a game.
Best pies at football matches? I would say Hollands , meat & potato is my favourite, especially for an early kick-off with a large tea
[ steak & kidney is also good but more of an afternoon or evening snack, definitely superior to Pukka pies with all the dry crust. [ you can buy Hollands pies in Asda apparently - and steak puds too - not such a great atmosphere but if you really can't wait to find one at a game ]
@Detritus - you also get Schaudenfreude on a stick, but only after the game.
(I pretty much hate football in the first place, but when it's that brazenly just an expression of corporate greed, I find the situation especially egregious)
FFS - they moved here before the First World war started.