Local newspaper story most like a scene in Hot Fuzz

andy

This [story has everything](http://www.hornseyjournal.co.uk/content/haringey/hornseyjournal/news/story.aspx?brand=HCEJOnline&category=news&tBrand=northlondon24&tCategory=newshcej&itemid=WeED15 Oct 2008 14:07:50:640). 

jandb

This one reads best if you adopt a Trevor McDonald voice and start it with "... and finally".

tosscat

Ah. It reminds me of my favourite news story ever. Involving Fabio, a rollercoaster and a goose. [Honk!](http://www.cnn.com/resources/potd/1999/03/31/)

katiejane

ohmigod TC - that's SO funny!! I'd forgotten about that!

tosscat

I never forget - whenever I see a goose I have a little smile to myself about it.