best spam ever

andy

He rose in fire and went away south towards the Running River.
Chapter 13
Not at Home


That's all there is. Brilliant. Almost gnostic.

fordster

I think we're on the same mailing list! I get one of these emails a day. Today's installment of what appears to be a tale set in the Lord of the Rings:

"under his visor -cut it out. Honest to God, with these greenhorns you never
The voice came inside his own head, and though it was very gentle, it
you can see what's on it, and I know that crack well. I just didn't like the
feet tightly streamlined against his body. When he began sliding in to"

andy

well! said Bilbo very downcast, and also rather annoyed. Come along
back to your nice cells, and I will lock you all in again, and you can
sit there comfortably and think of a better plan-but I dont suppose I

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this came today. why are people sending out chunks of fantasy novels?

David

This must stop, or i'll start posting Lorum Ipsum.

andy

Hello .

I think we had correspondence a long time ago if it was not you I am sorry.
If it was I could not answer you because my Mozilla mail manager was down for a
long time and I could not fix it only with my friend's help I got the emails
address out for me ..:)
I hope it was whom we were corresponded with you are still interested, as I am,
though I realize much time has passed since then...
I really don't know where to start ....
Maybe you could tell me a little about yourself since I lost our early letters,
your appearance,age , hobbies, and are you still in the search?
If it was you I wrote to and you are interested to get to know me better, I have
a profile at :
http://hope-for-love.com/

Don't really know what else to say for now I hope this is the right address
Let me know if you are interested, And I hope
you won't run when you see my picture :-)

Yourth faithfully,

Folv

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David

On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains.

David

Jesus, digging up this thread I think the above is actually Lorem Ipsum translated. I must have been drunk. Had another spam today I quite liked: _Along the walls are only empty niches, Although December's frost killed the winter crop, To reach out into its own vanishing, A salamander scuttles across the quiet_ Quite.

Pete

I once got spam for a UN1V3RS1TY D!PL0MA

Don't think a BA 1337 would do me any good.