go on then...

injoke

tell us a joke or something

bennyfromtheblok

What do you call a Mexican peeping Tom?


Senor Willy!

poxy

What did the Mexican fireman call his twin sons?

José and Hose-B!

bennyfromtheblok

What did the Mexican carpet fitter say to his helper?

Underlay, underlay!

dion

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila!

David

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

bennyfromtheblok

I'm running out of clean Mexican jokes....

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Flop

tosscat

What do you call a dog with wings?

injoke

a bald beagle?

closure please tosscat

krappyrubsnif

This is an excruciating new line in humour. A joke without a punchline.

mapsa

With a little luck, he'll tell you

andy

Google is your friend. And well done to Tosscat for making a joke that must have been first heard in 1975

slats

who is the coolest person in a hospital?

The ultrasound guy


Who takes over if he's on holiday?

The hip replacement guy


...i'm here all week.

injoke

i still think jokes work better when you don't have to search for likely punchlines on google.

injoke

slats: i laughed :)

andy

@slats - best so far

tosscat

Linda McCartney.

tosscat

What has (had) three (five) legs and lives (lived) on a farm?

tosscat

The McCartneys.

tosscat

What's yellow and sits in the back of a wardrobe?

tosscat

Banarnia.

tosscat

What's yellow and lives in Afghanistan?

Marquis

What's brown and sticky?

tosscat

The Talibanana

Marquis

A stick

bennyfromtheblok

I had a water fight with some kids outside my house yesterday.

I won of course....

No one is a match for me and my kettle!

staplejack

How do you titilate an ocelot?

Oscillate its tit a lot...

Lucy

@ Marquis - that is my favourite joke of all time!

Marquis

Pleasure, Lucy.