Bag thief in the Dairy...

Evening all.
Just thought I'd let you know I confronted a potential bag thief tonight in the Dairy and wanted to warn you again to wrap your legs around your bags, lads and ladies.
I was sat in the front 'goldfish' bit with all the glass with a bunch of mates and then this guy leant against the wall alongside us pretending to watch the cricket on the TV overhead. I was suspicious as I had a House of Fraser carrier bag next to him n he was starting to lean towards it (little did he know it held half a La Porchetta pizza, an empty water bottle awaiting recycling and a nice scarf that wouldn't have suited his gaunt face!)

BUT THEN I saw him sliding his foot along to get my mates satchel and that's when I saw red, pointed my finger at him in a truly English styley n shouted "That's NOT your bag!" To which he looked at me with a durr kind of face to say "What you on about mad woman?"

So just a warning to you all to keep your eyes on your stuff as it happened a few yars ago in the Larrik/STavern to us and I don't want it to happen to any of you.
Cheerio
S

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