Just not enough headlines like this

David

<http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov/11/dick-van-dyke-porpoises-rescue>;

miss annie

If they'd heard his accent in Mary Poppins they wouldn't have bothered.

David

Apparently they weren't available for comment.

miss annie

Hmm, probably realised their mistake and were too embarassed to talk about it. That's dolphins for you!

sincers

This was just a publicity stunt just to raise his profile. Apparently he did it on porpoise.

ADGS

I think there's a missed opportunity there - the picture caption at least could have been "DIAGNOSIS: PORPOISE".

Liz

I just love the idea that he nodded off...on his surfboard.