Missing: please help!!!

Philistine'sMonster

Missing: please help!!!!!

Taff Bach.

Last seen at the Stapleton -- although someone said they saw a similar-looking Welsh bastard buying a shabby northerner a drink outside Wetherspoons -- please can you look in your sheds and outbuildings... or Sainsburys: he might be there kicking-off at the self-service machine... Or that kebab shop -- fucksake, whatsitcalled -- dunno. Anyway, have a look. 

Cheers.

taff bach

WTF....Checked the shed and there he was!.....silly sheep pounder was out of his head on Pisco Sours.....reinstate the Offas Dyke I say......No offence to our Saphic sisters you understand. Emergency over.

krappyrubsnif

@shabbynortherner - what's the crisis? Wherever I look, I see Taff Bach, or at least his legs poking out from under the table. He and I are going to eat Guinea Pig in London bridge net week.

taff bach

Yeh monstrosity are you and Mrs. Philanthropist going to join us ?

wisteria53

Lost? Found? At least the thread isn't about a cat.

dion

I am glad this thread isn't about cats. I hate cats. They use my garden as a toilet. It is disgusting. Disgusting, I tell you.

Philistine'sMonster

Dion, there's a very good chance I've used your garden as a toilet, too. But I wipe my arse on a cat. Taff Bach: yes. I'll drag the first street whore I can persuade to join us. Got any pesos left from your trip? That'll probably cover the fee. Cheers.

taff bach

A man of your education should at least know that the currency of Peru is the Sol...oh mio

granville

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taff bach

Fuck me, I really value my anonymity and you slap a picture of me on the internet. Just cause I'm poor and can't afford a High Court injuncion.......bleedin' finsbury park liberal. Mrs TB knows where you live so watch out!