Wanted: 3 bed house or flat for rent

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Detritus

I cant help you at all but there is a big shed on offer. Now I know they say that home is where the heart is, but shed is where the spleen is. If there is a shed warming party don't forget it's made of wood and will burn, so just have a shed lukewarming party. Fire is bad, unless you like firemen - then burn away. I shall now pass the laptop to Miss Annie to spell check and put in the commas and full stops as i have no chance in hell of spelling puntuation. Note: I didn't do the last paragraph. Miss A