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Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, etc but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
_"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."_
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
_"No"_ said Billy, _"He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."_