A topic that always has plenty of mileage....some starters<div><br></div><div>1. My date got dressed in the dark, and arrived wearing two right shoes (high heels). Pretty funny, she couldn't stand up</div><div>2. During the same date i was told her favourite film was Moulin Rouge. I completely forgot, and then when asked what the worst film of all time was i said Moulin Rouge. Lead balloon.</div><div>3. Different date, the person in question got lashed up and confessed to be into wrestling. She asked in all seriousness to have a bout there and then in bar as she reckoned "she could take me down". I fell off my chair laughing.</div>
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