I *Heart* Week: Orson Welles

edited February 2008 in General chat
I declare it I *Heart* Week. Everyone has to start a thread full of brilliance that is a particular genius, hero or legend.

First up, Orson Welles

Here he is, at his best. Raw and uncut.
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Here he is, at his absolute drunkest
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Here's the entire <a href="http://www.archive.org/details/WAROFTHEWORLDS2">War of the Worlds recording</a>, as well as <a href="http://www.archive.org/details/TheLivesOfHarryLime">The Lives of Harry Lime</a> (The prequel to The Third Man) and <a href="http://www.archive.org/details/The-Shadow">The Shadow</a> (which was turned into an appalling film with Alec Baldwin).

Speaking of which, Welles could have <a href="http://www.comicbookresources.com/columns/index.cgi?column=thecolumn">directed a Batman film</a>. Think about that. How brilliant would that have been? With George Raft as Two-Face, James Cagney as The Riddler, Basil Rathbone as The Joker, Marlene Dietrich as Catwoman, and GREGORY PECK as Bruce Wayne/Batman?

"I'm Batman. And Lord help me, I'll hit you with my ring hand".

The famous Welles frozen peas advert. And threatening the sound engineer with blowjobs.
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Welles getting his hair done with Dean Martin and James Stewart. Surreal.
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Just... surreal.

Comments

  • edited 6:05AM
    Orson tears a strip off Dean Martin
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  • edited 6:05AM
    The problem with this idea is that every week is "I *Heart* Plum Week" for me! How many pictures of Plum can this forum take?
  • edited 6:05AM
    How many cans of chick peas do you think Orson ate to get that big?
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