Wireless licence review hearing

gardener-joe

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Scruffy

Oh yes, very nice; "urban", eh? Well, if something is "urban", then it's all right for it to be a five-star shit-encrusted nuisance to the moderately civilised. "Urban event" is a handy PC euphemism for an extremely noisy rendez-vous that commandeers a huge chink of the park for druggies with tattoos and metalwork for faces, with dogs on bits of string, both species of which shit in the street. And who wouldn't want a "world class" one of those?

(If it's "wireless", why can't the punters wear wireless headphones to keep the noise to themselves?)

gardener-joe

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