For anyone who, like me, gets clinically depressed in the run-up to ‘Xmas’, I’m starting a listicle of Christmas-free zones in Stroud Green as of today. Christmas is not for another two weeks. By ‘Christmas-safe' I mean no annoying Winter Wonderland music and the minimum of decorations. In other words - normal.
First two nominations:
1. Front Room Cafe. No Bing Crosby and decorations not up yet.
2. Park Theatre Cafe. No sign of tinsel yet and decent background playlist.
Further suggestions? (Nominations for places to avoid also accepted - other than Tesco, obv.)
Comments
I do think you might consider the causes and symptoms of real, actual depression more seriously though. It is not a trivial thing! I don't think I am a serious victim, thank God (only in times of enforced jollity and shopping), but I have met people who are, and not everybody gets their rocks off on chocolate, tinsel and comedy sweaters.
For the record, I promise to wear my comedy sweater in the Stapleton Tavern. But that will be on December 24th, when Christmas actually arrives. Put it in your diary.
I will continue to be enthusiastic about the festive season, it fortifies me for the unremitting bleakness of January.
I find them socially divisive: Over the years the odd acquaintance-in-pub and hero-of-comedy-manqué has become quite crestfallen after, grinning like a village idiot, and apparently insensitive to the frosty opprobrium they've earned with their imaginatively original jape, they've resorted to actively drawing attention to their crap jumper (as we call them in English), as if seeking approval and expecting a laugh. The opinion (and, admittedly it's only an opinion, however inescapable for persons of sound judgement) "You look a complete arse!" followed by "Would you mind sitting somewhere else, please?" tends to dampen the spirits all around. The alternative—laughing along with it all and playing along with the farce of enforced jollity—would be too much of a toll on one's self-respect.
This execrable jumper fetish must have started with "Care in the Community" (and, in no small measure, Giles Badbreath). We ought to have an amnesty releasing convicted felons for the season, to make room in the prisons for anyone wearing such Christmas tat (e.g. Antlers. Antlers!)
As for decorations in shops, pubs, etc., my objection isn't that the decorations go up too soon, it's that they go up at all. No one needs reminding that it's Christmas, and people can decorate their own homes if they like. It's saddening how people in retailing repress their discernment and so readily prostitute their dignity for the sake of making the sale.
https://www.ltmuseumshop.co.uk/clothing/adult/adult-christmas-jumper#selection=size:Medium__9
Also I like the way Mind have made a Christmas tree out of CD's, very novel.
Anyone who wonders why retail and hospitality businesses decorate lacks an understanding of both industries. i don't see the point of decorating your environment if you work in an office, where there is no Christmas uplift and no interaction with the public. Not doing so when people are actively out Christmas shopping and eating/drinking would be self sabotage.
I cannot believe that seemingly intelligent people really do not understand this.
I also think comedy jumper day is a generally a good thing https://christmasjumperday.org
Not everyone who celebrates Christmas is a capitalist and not every socialist is anti-Christmas.
As you won't be out celebrating or shopping, your throat should remain untroubled.