Helicopters!

Scruffy

Like the previous time Trump was here, there are more helicopters flying over London, but does anyone know why a flight of FOUR of them have been circling over Finsbury Park for the past hour?

Exile

great isn't it! not as good as the Osprey's flying round last year mind

Scruffy

Three of them looked like Chinooks (they had tandem rotors), but no, not as impressive as the Ospreys. But why were the noisy buggers spending so much time over Finsbury Park?

HolbornFox

I read they use decoy ones so you don't know where the big guy is, in case you want to take a shot.

Scruffy

Surely Trump himself is a decoy? I mean he can't REALLY be the president of the US, can he?