Marmalade

Ali

Seville oranges are in at Green and Glory going fast

krappyrubsnif

Any recommendations for how to use seriously burned marmalade?

therattle

Spread on seriously burned toast?

HolbornFox

I think you should apologise and not make such marmaladist comments ever again.

Scruffy

Reminds me of a story in The Beano, where The Three Bears were making a cauldron of marmalade (because they couldn’t eat dry toast) and left it unattended. The resulting volcanic eruption covered the ground in a lava that turned out to be delicious orange toffee.

Real life’s not like that, of course.

HolbornFox

Well the discovery of LSD was a happy accident by all accounts.