What are these krankbrother events FFS?

krappyrubsnif

I am in grumpy mood again and ready for a rant. Stand by. We have all received a leaflet through the door telling us there will be events in the park in August. The organisers krankbrother tell us to go their website to find out more. The trouble is there is absolutely sweet F A on their website to explain.

So in a nutshell, what the fuck are these events?

Solomun Open Air
The Pleasure Gardens
Four-tet
Abode

You cannot tell from the names and they could be anything from guitar thrashing cocaine fuelled fests to vicars tea parties, naked bicycle races, cakemaking competitions or world championship farting competitions. I am too old to be taken in by anodyne descriptions like 'Pleasure Gardens'.

Can anyone say?

Arkady

Four Tet is an amazing electronic musician of some standing. No idea about the rest.

krappyrubsnif

Thanks Arkady. Sounds promising.

djmattyoung

repetitive beats at loud volumes. Good selection of dj's and live acts. All great fun if you're involved and probably not so much if you're not.

sg_mike

Which day is the world championship farting competition? Think I’ll put that as my first preference in the residents’ ticket lottery.

fwiw

Solomun Open Air
The Pleasure Gardens
Four-tet
Abode

You sure this isn't just the "Stroud Green anagrams" thread resurrected?