I accept showing Under Siege every night of the week at 9pm on Channel Five is essential TV programming as my Dad is always there to happily watch it like its the first time he's ever seen it.
But I thought Film4 aimed a little higher?
Last night I dreamt I'd been poisoned and immersed in an action film type race to get the antidote. For some reason or other lots of stairs were involved. I'd normally attribute such a dream to watching an Arnie movie before going to sleep. However last night I only watched Boston Legal.
I'm worried there's a dormant Seagal inside trying to force its way into my consciousness.
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