mediocre anecdotes

injoke · August 2009

i was cleaning up my desk yesterday and i found a post-it note that simply read "wang", in my handwriting.

tomp · August 2009

http://www.wanging.com/

injoke · August 2009

i just saw an unusually large bee. i wondered for a moment if it were a queen bee or just a freakishly large regular bee, then it flew away and i decided it wasn't all that important.

staplejack · August 2009

<a href="http://www.regrettheerror.com/wire-service/reuters-corrects-story-about-german-lego-giraffe-penis"> Freakish wang theft</a> (and a link to a story about Queen Elizabeth bees).

Philistine'sMonster · August 2009

Now I've gone and lost my f*cking shoes.

injoke · August 2009

i spoke to someone a moment ago called tracy chapman. the words didn't come easily.

Philistine'sMonster · August 2009

That must be a one in a million chance. Wonder if it was the same one?

What is the derivation of the surname Chapman, I wonder? Chap. Man. Was the original Chapman a person of such indisputable masculinity he was both a chap AND a man?

What about Blokefella. Or Geezergent?

Tsk. Idle musings of sobriety. Time for beer.

I've just looked it up in a book. It's from the Anglo Saxon, <i> Ceapmann </i> which means travelling salesman.

Wonder if he had a fast car?

Marquis · August 2009

I don't know Phil, but I just learned this morning that Dublin means Blackpool in Gaelic. Is that the interester of the day, or what?

Philistine'sMonster · August 2009

I think it is, mate. I love etymology, don't you -- it's gaelicwordorigintastic.

injoke · August 2009

i just went out for a cigarette, then i realised i didn't really want it and threw most of it away. then i came back inside and sat at my desk and typed things.

markpack · August 2009

@injoke That post-it note makes you sound like a scriptwriter for The Bugle podcast.

injoke · August 2009

today i thought about making a slight change to my fantasy football team, but then i decided it's probably ok as it is.

graeme · August 2009

Slow day at the call centre for you guys too, huh?

injoke · August 2009

actually i'm watching you on cctv right now, in my dress.

Alison13 · August 2009

You're wearing your dress or optimo is wearing your dress?

injoke · August 2009

i'm wearing my dress, apologies for the ambiguity. optimo75 appears to be wearing a spiderman thong and flippers.

graeme · August 2009

injoke's (almost) right

<img src="http://www.polestone.com/timnice.gif"></img>

injoke · August 2009

i had three cups of coffee this morning, but none in the afternoon.

bennyfromtheblok · August 2009

Spidey is raving at Bora Bora in Ibiza, I bet when he got home, he really was climbing the walls.

injoke · September 2009

today i visited stroudgreen.org and dropped a pin.

injoke · September 2009

i just had my first experience of english mustard in an egg and bacon roll. it only took me 28 years to find true love.

bennyfromtheblok · September 2009

You can keep your tommy k and brown sauce (unless it's a sausage sarnie of course) because mayo and English mustard are the only way to compliment a bacon and egg banjo.

injoke · September 2009

one of my colleagues is suggesting a supple, elegant dijon. the homewrecker.

poxy · September 2009

Mayo? Are you quite mad?

Brown sauce (HP only will suffice) <b>OR</b> English mustard (Coleman's only, powder version preferably).

Mayo is the devil's jizz.

bennyfromtheblok · September 2009

It must be because I'm from Spain. We love the stuff over there - try it, you might like it. When I moved to England and tried salad cream for the first time I knew I had truly found the work of the devil.

David · September 2009

I'm with you on the mayo, benny. My personal view is that ketchup is the devil's jizz.

injoke · September 2009

mayo is great, but on a hot fried egg? scandalous.

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