[*Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger*](http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bunch_of_phonies_mourn_j_d)
CORNISH, NH—In this big dramatic production that didn't do anyone any good (and was pretty embarrassing, really, if you think about it), thousands upon thousands of phonies across the country mourned the death of author J.D. Salinger, who was 91 years old for crying out loud. "He had a real impact on the literary world and on millions of readers," said hot-shot English professor David Clarke, who is just like the rest of them, and even works at one of those crumby schools that rich people send their kids to so they don't have to look at them for four years. "There will never be another voice like his." Which is exactly the lousy kind of goddamn thing that people say, because really it could mean lots of things, or nothing at all even, and it's just a perfect example of why you should never tell anybody anything.
Thanks, Reg. I like this forum. There seems to be a nice spread of witty posters and earnest posters. It could do with a bit more traffic though. By that I mean people actually posting, else one's just talking to oneself.
Taff bach, can you lend me the book next weekend if you've read it? I might be able to come after all but there's no time to get it from Amazon now. I'm not being mean.
Erm.... Found this post waaaaaay too late to have read the book by Monday. But I'd like to join if that's cool? will you post the next book and meet up date on here?
grab a copy from the library, it's very short! or google it. but still come.
you will recognise me because i'll be holding the book prominently in front of my face to hide my vague embarrassment/weird excitement.
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Will also arrange some light refreshments or something !