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Cleaning

Philistine'sMonsterPhilistine'sMonster
edited January 2011 in Local discussion
I've got a body I need to dispose of. What's the most efficiently environmentally-friendly way of achieving this? (DNA elimination is imperative).

Cheers.

Phil.
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User]
    edited 5:29PM
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  • miss anniemiss annie
    edited 5:29PM
    Those log chipping machines are supposed to be very good for that sort of thing, not sure if there's one available in SG though.
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  • mazastarmazastar
    edited 5:29PM
    I'm sure the council has a recycling service for that.
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  • ADGSADGS
    edited 5:29PM
    Your DNA or the body's? If the latter, I'm not sure you're ever going to be able to render it entirely unidentifiable. But one or two of the local kebab places would probably be happy to take it off your hands.
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  • Philistine'sMonsterPhilistine'sMonster
    edited 5:29PM
    ADGADS: The answer to your question is both. For it is my own body I'm trying to dispose of. To be honest, I might just leave it on the wall outside and hope someone carts me off in the bin-raid olympics.

    Or I'll saw myself into pieces and pop my bits through Checkski's letterbox. He'd like that, I'll bet.
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  • krappyrubsnifkrappyrubsnif
    edited 5:29PM
    I could do with some garden compost for the spring. A bit of self-loathing always does the beans some good.
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  • taff bachtaff bach
    edited 5:29PM
    Personally, Phil, I use the icynerater ( how the fuck do you spell that? ) at the Royal Free but I can't post that as it might incriminate me. Ask for Abdul and take a bag of used fivers. p.s. at least Checkski wouldn't notice the smell.
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  • ADGSADGS
    edited 5:29PM
    I thought Checkski was female? Though that could just have been some deceptive Buffalo Bill-style dancing.
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  • taff bachtaff bach
    edited 5:29PM
    Oi Rubsnif, stop posting before me, it's rude.
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  • taff bachtaff bach
    edited 5:29PM
    And you ADGS
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  • krappyrubsnifkrappyrubsnif
    edited 5:29PM
    Very upset that you deserted me at the bar of the Stapleton last night with a full pint, Taff Bach. No manners.
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  • checkskicheckski
    edited 5:29PM
    Hmm. I'm rather inclined to agree, Krappy. Taff's remark about me 5 posts back seems gratuitously nasty. What have I done to deserve that, I ask myself?
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  • Philistine'sMonsterPhilistine'sMonster
    edited 5:29PM
    I thought his advice to incinerate (rather than post through your letterbox) so you wouldn't notice the smell was kind.
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  • checkskicheckski
    edited 5:29PM
    Or that the incinerated you would be less smelly than the rotting you, on my doormat? Either way - silly me - silly misunderstanding. Sorry Taff. Sorry, Filly. PS. What am I doing on this thread anyway? As a figment of your imagination? I thought my persona was copyright. And coffee, right? I reckon you owe me one now, don't you?
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  • dorothydorothy
    edited 5:29PM
    A hippy friend of mine and habitual drug user, died up a mountain in Nepal. Some monks came upon his body and cremated it on a pyre on the mountain, said some prayers and dinged some bells. I think he would have liked it that way. I've thought, since, it a method of voluntarily doing away with yourself. The monks may be hard to arrange, so you'd need to go to a very deserted spot and lay down after burning your clothes, then hope it's a good day to die.
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  • taff bachtaff bach
    edited 5:29PM
    Is dinged some bells a sexual reference of the hippy variety?
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  • kreuzkavkreuzkav
    edited 5:29PM
    I think Checkski is a regular's alter ego. I've suspected this from the start but that last post gave it away!
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