This is somewhat belated, but did anyone see the huge funeral cortege led by a real live bagpiper (in a kilt and everything) last week?
I happened to be having a lie in that day and it was rather a jolt to the system to be awakened in such an unexpected manner. For a minute I thought that it was especially for my birthday. I leaped from my bed and peered out of the window to see what was going on and couldn't believe my eyes...or ears.
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I am usually awakened by the irritating Nokia wake up call.
I think all these reveille calls are meant to be irritating, it's the nature of the beast. Happy Birthday anyhow Miss Annie
Suddenly a distant procession came into view. Of course. Funeral. St Mellitus. Irish or Scottish? Irish neighbour said it depended on with or without sporran. This one was with - but I bet they were Irish.
At the head, the professional funeralist, with top hat, stick, and measured tread. Then the bagpiper, kilt swinging, cheeks permanently puffed, unceasing perfect fifth (sorry - muso technicality), piercing trad funeral music chanter pipe. Gut-wrenching.
Followed by small (not large, Miss Annie - if it was the same event), shambling bunch of sad mourners, bewildered children in best clothes, and one or two of the adults, close family I imagine, faces contorted with grief.
The cortege swung slowly, impressively left, up Fonthill. Lump in throat time. Coffin piled high with wreaths. Line of traffic trailing respectfully in the rear, more cars waiting silently down Fonthill, traffic lights doing their red-green thing more then once, unaware of their redundancy, or the solemnity of the occasion.
Badger is also Van Morrison's nickname as he's often grumpy and miserable.