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Health and Safety
Health and safety training. Speciality ladders. Very reasonable terms. Whittington Hospital, orthopaedic ward, all month.
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This unique roadshow has been specially flown in from Southern Europe and is billed to appear in a pub near you in early July. Roll up!.
I believe the structures you refer to were known as Raspberries or Raspberry Harbours. I am unaware of any Health and Safety implications involving tall ladders and raspberries and, of course, raspberries grow on low spreading bushes, however I am sure you personally are intimately familiar with raspberries of all kinds.
Oddly enough, my Health and Safety seminar will cover the use of tall ladders and a variety of other squishy fruit and I can offer an especially excruciating and hard-hitting example from personal experience involving the harvesting of mulberries.
Would you like me to book you a ticket for the Royal London Orthopaedic roadshow which begins today for one week only?.
I've just discovered it is Falls Awareness Week UK. Spooky huh?
Also - ow. Pelvis horror.
A great advance on the original scenario of a few days ago which was three months in an Italian hospital under the care of Italian nurses hand picked from Mussolini death squads, then repatriation by RyanAir. I was brought home by medevac. Thank God for travel insurance.
Got me thinking about spare part surgery. What was prophesied when I was a child is now so true. Without wishing to get too deeply personal on a place like this, it occurred to me that I'm gradually being rebuilt ... titanium superstructure, bits of teeth, artificially enhanced eyesight and in my case someone else's immune system, stem cells and blood group. Common enough I know but I'm grateful. Now all I need is someone else's brains in regard to ladders.