@Krappy - these people are complete morons and retards, who would never think strategically. They're just a bunch of scum who deserve to be scooped up and shipped back out to Hackney or Tottenham where they belong.
Was contacted by a fellow in the Upper East Side this morning, he has caught and skinned three squirrels and is going cook them up. Any recipe suggestions?
Sometimes looking up Stroud Green Road northwards, towards the tall block of flats on Crouch Hill, in the evening gloaming, with a mackerel sky. Magic!
I know of a human living close to this area who legally exterminates them in a trap, and then cuts off their tails to use as craft brushes. He is a wood floor restorer. True.
Re: grotesque squirrel. It wasn't me, I seem to be getting all the …
I'm rather fond of pigeon, so from an urban fox point of view I'd prefer if they were left where they are. If however the council is looking for a good natural predator........
@ topsfield, I was very close to Matron, she always wore such crisp white starched aprons and every Founders Day afternoon she would take me down to Limmins for tucker. That's when she would tell me off, when I said things like 'Peregrine and me re…
Me and cousin Peregrine have spent many fine nights in the rough old inns of Stroud Green, but never yet dined at Season. We're not sure it would be up to Peregrine's usual Highgate standards. Would you recommend it to a couple of raddled old-sch…
You should meet my cousin, Peregrine Fox-Wosset. One of these days I'll get the old cove down from Highgate along the Parkland Walk. Nothing he likes more than mixing with the lower classes.