My mum and dad really enjoy their Stroud Green visits. They are both in love Mr Petek. He is such a charmer! They also like sampling Woody's Turkish sweetmeats. They live in King’s Lynn, so it’s all very exotic to them.
Sorry, I didn't really see Morrissey in Sunshine Cafe. It's just always been a dream of mine and I thought by expressing it publicly it would somehow become more real.
Actually, it's Steve the tailor, not Pete. It's an unusual choice of name coz they really don't speak much English and I can't imagine them being called either Steve or Pete. When I went there to get my trousers taken in I was a bit unsure about get…
She looked pleasant and normal, in nice boots and a chunky Monsoon style skirt. Now I know where she gets the money to buy her nice boots. Would anyone else have been so stupid as to give her money?
@Liz - I used to go to the orchestra from about 1989, so we must have been in it together. Do you remember Mr Woolley? He had a grey pony tail tied up with a velvet ribbon. I used to go to the Wenns too, from 1993 ish, and the crap nightclubs like M…
@Liz - I went to KES but I used to go to Springwood to play in their orchestra every Tuesday after school. I was only young and wrote it on my calendar as “orgy”. I was so embarrassed when my mum told me what it meant. What years were you living in …
I lived in a crumbling flat in the slums of Madrid for two years. In the winter it was so cold that you could see your breath. The bathroom was really manky, with red slime oozing from between the tiles. There was a bearded lady downstairs who share…
When I was just sixteen I snogged MC Storm (or someone pretending to be him) at a Happy Hardcore night on the outskirts of King’s Lynn. It was a beautiful moment.
I go to Blossom, with the lovely Greek lady. She's really good and it's well cheap. She also tells lots of amusing stories about her family. I would definitely recommend her.