What the devil are you talking about, gardener-joe? Petek rocks. Best food and friendliest service on the SGR. Do you work for Yemek (or should that be Yamek?) by any chance?
Has anyone else been the victim of a snowball attack? I've been hit twice now, today and yesterday, by random youths. Is this normal? Is this acceptable?
@ Agaton Sax, the warm wok of bluebottles is the stuff of nightmares! What did your friend do?
Could you perhaps get a pet frog to manage your fly problem?
That makes me feel even worse. I can't think of anything nice to say about ants. Scum.
Bees are good, though - they're more like hamsters than insects.
Last night we found a hole in the bottom of a bag of oats. We've bought one of those things that are meant to give rodents a headache, but how do you know if it actually does anything? It might just be a huge scam. Does anyone have a rodent that we …
So it seems like mice visitors aren't unusual, which is reassuring. But if you've got mice, does it mean you're likely to get rats too? I've heard that rats can squeeze through holes the size of a slim pencil. Apparently they can collapse their head…
A mouse appeared (crawling very slowly - he didn't look too well) in our kitchen the other night. It was a horrible shock, but my boyfriend overcame his rodent phobia and managed to scoop the little fellow up, take him down the road and release him …
@Bridget, there is a gym in Stroud Green - Paradise Walk Gym (ladies only), at the bottom of Crouch Hill, just past the Dairy. It's quite small, but they do some good classes - Tina Baker (GMTV soap expert and celebrity slimmer) does aerobics on Sat…