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Goodbye, Andy. Thanks for providing an arena for fun and usefulness. Good luck, Arkady.
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I love sixth-form humour. You're fucking brilliant!
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Excellent! I'm moulting at the moment so that would be ace. You'll need to do a fitting so bring tweezers. Cheers!
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Can you knit beer glasses as well...? Or beer? If you can knit beer I'd come along. Mmm. Lovely, woolly, knitted beer.
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Eh?!?! Misscarnal: speak for yourself. The new manager didn't upset us. Look, our depilatory Wednesdays, the Pie 'n' Fisting group, and our monthly "let's see how much bigger Lauren's size-17 head gets" clubs are contentedly continuing at the WLOM.…
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Well, Tosscat, their 2nd album didn't do as well as they'd hoped. Stray Cats! Haha... Fucksake what do I have to do to get a laugh here.
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Dion, there's a very good chance I've used your garden as a toilet, too. But I wipe my arse on a cat. Taff Bach: yes. I'll drag the first street whore I can persuade to join us. Got any pesos left from your trip? That'll probably cover the fee. Ch…
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Yes, Arkady, they speak very highly of you, too. xx
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As a cat owner I am sympathetic. Really. However, I am curious (like a cat) to note that the sign mentions cupboards and cellars … but not sheds. This is unusual. What is it about cats and sheds? Why are they so obsessed with them? I think I prob…
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This is the horniest thread ever. Arkady, I love you. I used to love Tosscat but he's spurned my advances. I quite fancy Miss Annie, but she's taken, I believe. I get rude thoughts about Misscara, too. Sometimes. She's pretty sexy but scary. Four…
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I think I love you.
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Misscarnal: If Four Eyes said there was a riot, he's being histrionic, cos I was there when he was. Utter fucking prejudiced bollocks, more like. (not Four Eyes). No riot in the White Lion. Not going to elaborate on this cos it's fucking me off big …
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I've got a van. Full of Chinese prostitutes at the moment but once I'm done I'll give it a wipe and it's all yours.
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Pie?! Fucking hate this cliche (self-perpetuated by unimaginitu northerners, by the way) about pie being a Northern culinary privilege. How many pie and mash shops do we have in London? All of them. All. Of. The . Fucking. Pies. Northerners lose. …
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Nnnng! I saw the film. And isn't there a graphic novel? Where do you start with these things? The original book, or what? Do you have to have listened to all the ABBA albums to appreciate Mama Mia? Can I get away with Warhol without having eaten th…
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Hey, kreuzkav. Hope you had a good dinner ( I had a kebab from Kings). I understand that you feel some people have given you a hard time for expressing your idiosyncratic opinions. That's a bummer. I'd hate to feel like that. I shouldn't take it…
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Ian, I'm on the table next to you. Going back a bit, I love the Frankenstein allusion: man creates a preposterous monster (who, in this case posts on a local forum). Monster gets on everyone's tits and is hounded away. Nice work. Really bloody good…
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Nope. Tom Baker. Ends with Baker. Got 'em in the '70s. Typhoo tea did a collection, too. Can never open a pack of Typhoo without being transported back to 1978. Who needs a fucking TARDIS to time travel when you can sniff a box of tea?
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I skip all comments until I get to mine cos I'm the best. I've got all the Weetabix Doctor Who cards, too. The whole. Fucking. Set.
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"large helpings of very salty meat!" F'narrr.
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Glad to see this thread's gaining some traction.
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Hmmm, innit interesting how SG.org usernames can conjure up images? TollingtonTom, for example, provokes for me the idea of a 10-quid-per-hour children's entertainer with a dodgy hard drive. Must be all the talk about Flumps and nurseries and stree…
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Checkski, this whole forum is the output of one person: an 82-year-old spinster called Marjorie with far too many cats and an indecent amount of spare time on her hands. We are mere figments of an addled mind. That is all.
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Steady now, gents. Let's be nice. God forbid we should ever expose children to language... But, yes, Tollington Tom, you're absolutely right. Wrists slapped. I apologise unreservedly and from now on will refrain from using offensive English swear…
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Geoff is indeed an unusual name for any creature, but then Geoff is an unusual Goat. At the moment I'm calling him "Geoff The Bastard" because he's eaten my trainers. It now means I'm house-bound until I can get some new ones ordered online.
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Putting vulgarity aside for a brief moment, I believe I've seen some of Mrs. Annie's illustrations and doodles and they are indeed very good. Wasn't there a link to your website somewhere?
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Mrs. Annie, look no further. I'll gallop up on Geoff (ne old faithful goat), or if he's got one of his headaches I'll pump the tyres up on me Grifter. Either way, I'll be there to sweep you off your feet (if the brakes are working). I'll bring condo…
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You lay one finger on that mural and I'll get Checkski to cut your fucking arms off.
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Speed dating. Is amphetamines? Not sure I fancy that.
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Was quite enjoying the bagpipes played live last night, although I bet it wasn't easy to chat if you were sitting on the table next to him. Fun.